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VideoBoss
 Post subject: Who else was in Russia?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:35 pm 
Hey everyone!
I am just back from Russia.
I found my love there :) Met her by accident, through the web site
spambot.com ! Never thought that will find my love through a
Russian dating agency.

I never ever had so much attention paid to me, as in Russia :)
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Tyler Wysocki
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i dont understand how they chose this forum over all the forums out there.

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Guest
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:59 pm 
There are robots that scan the net looking for phpBB forums, then post messages automatically if possible, or even join and put spam links in their profile. It's fully automated, and usually targeted to particular forum or guestbook software.
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ZOtm_BigDOGGe
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Lol....Who in their right mind would DARE click on a link named "SPAMBOT.COM".....
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How about...,

"Hey! I just got an unbelievable deal on a new car at ERASE_MY_HARDDRIVE.COM"

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There are robots that scan the internet for forums...


Yep! That's why so many sites are starting to add sign-up tools like the one shown below......Bots can't read them, and so are prevented from automatically signing up.

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I wonder how hard it is to add such a feature to a forum like this one?

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Rep Fan
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You Gonna Eat That?
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I don't know how many times I have to keep telling you... I want CHEESE on my SPAM, can't you remember anything?

No wonder you had to go all the way to Russia, no one here would put up with someone that doesn't listen.

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NIR_PitBull
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LoL Nice one Kevin.

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Phineus
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>> I wonder how hard it is to add such a feature to a forum like this one?

I just have to force registration. And if that don't work, force registration with email confirmation. But I don't want to do that unless there's really no alternative. So, when a spammer comes in we just delete it right away or play with the link ;-)

Meantime, here ya go rep.

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Rep Fan
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Lol, I STILL watch Ren & Stimpy, I love that show.

I kinda enjoy the spam once in awhile, we all get to post our wittiest comments, makes it fun to hammer on these idiots, even though I know they'll never come back to read it, it's fun for us.

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Phineus
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>> I STILL watch Ren & Stimpy, I love that show.

Who?

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hehe


PS. And while we're on the subject....

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ZOtm_BigDOGGe
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"Ohhhhh.... happy happy joy joy!"


Nice ascii art, but Rhinos are history here, are they not?



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"Cows? Stimpy, you ee-diot!!"



Heh heh...Isn't ascii art cool?

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                      W H A T - - M E   W O R R Y ?

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Phineus
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:42 pm 
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I looked around for cows but I guess I didn't look hard enough. But holy cow, I can't believe somebody took the time to make that page.

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 wolfgang amadeus moo-zart


^^ sotw ^^


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ZOtm_BigDOGGe
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I modified my last post a bit....I remember doing pics like these long, long ago on a typewriter, well before home PC's (say, around 1970)...



this is the best ascii site I've found so far...

http://the.sunnyspot.org/asciiart/gallery/ascipics.html



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Phineus
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This is a pretty good one too, tho I haven't looked a nearly everything

http://synergy.kaist.ac.kr/~newhero/ascii.htm
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That is a good site. They even have my favorite comic strip characters!

http://synergy.kaist.ac.kr/~newhero/art ... ounty.html


Some of the movie stars appear to have been done with photo scans using a program of some sort, rather than done manually like the other artworks. Check out Marylin Monroe.

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Phineus
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Yep, like this (img to ascii stuff)

http://cownap.com/~forum/pics/monsterpatrol.htm (11k)

http://cownap.com/~forum/pics/monsterpatrol.html (200k)
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<center> <font color="#FFFF33">:o)</font>


<font color="#00CCCC">(o:</font>


<font color="#FF00FF">:o)</font> </center>
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Phineus
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There is also the sig text generator

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Took me a minute to find it

http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
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Tyler Wysocki
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i dont know any ASCII, but i do know how to do this:

º¿º
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