[Incredibly off topic] Who here knows how to handle females?

Fila · Post by **Fila** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:41 am

Cuz i basically have a prob and i don't know what do to. Was thinking perhaps some of you "oldies" know more about it

Post by **Phineus** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:30 am

ROFLMAO

Fila has hit on the age old question. Fila, people, mostly males, have been trying to figure out females for centuries. But if you're really stumped, send me an (f)e-mail.

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 12:52 pm

How to handel them? well... It depends.....

some like it rough.... then you use handcuffs and whips......

some dont.... then you use what your daddy gave you.......

but somehow I dont think you were talking about that... ummm hmmm

be yourself..... they fond out you lied... they run faster than top fuel dragster....

Dont flash money infront of them..... then they like you for the wrong reasons.....

Be funny.... but dont be a clown.... you CAN go too far......

I have more tips , but if Jelz shows up, she'll fly over here and stangle me if I say them..... lmao

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Fila · Post by **Fila** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 4:24 am

LOL Psyco

HaC--- · Post by **HaC---** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 8:07 pm

LOL at this thread...

heres what you do, you do what they want to do

simple enough

ZO_BigDOGGe · Post by **ZO_BigDOGGe** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:13 am

That won't work...you do what they want you to do, and they say "that's not what I meant. you don't understand me!"

If you ask them, you get "If I have to tell you, then it's not worth telling you" or something along those lines....

So..just be yourself....hang on...and enjoy the ride!!! (don't think dirty, that's NOT what I meant!)

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Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:17 pm

>>>enjoy the ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the question is , Would Phin ban me if I replyed to that......

Nice edit there Bigdoggie to make me look ummm gutterminded........

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Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:27 pm

Ok somore tips...

Dont show at her parrents house drunk....

that wasnt fun......

Infact... Dont drink more than a shot or 2 until you find out if its kosure..

My speeling suxors...

Allways have a backup plan..... trust me....

arrrg... I almost wish I wasnt goin out with a girl.... I'm gettin rusty..... cant think..... worked 14 hours today.....

Dont let her be the boss... Unless you like it....

hmmmm I'll think of more after I get off work tomarrow....... only a 10 hour day...

Goin to school and workin 40 hours a week ****s *beep* ...... But my car insurance gets paid...

Fila · Post by **Fila** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 3:46 am

Since the the party on 2000 new years night i promised i wouldn't get drunk anymore in my life. I basically succeded until now with one small exception.

Since then i don't really drink much... only a bit.

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 9:54 am

btw how old are you?

Fila · Post by **Fila** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 7:04 pm

Hehehe... 16... and on that new years night i was 14...

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 8:52 am

ahhh... we have a young grasshopper here....

Hmmmmmmmmm I'm out of ideas... I'd be interested in what phins email would say though.... LOL

Post by **Phineus** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 10:43 am

>>ahhh... we have a young grasshopper here....

lol, and did psyco get his new cane for christmas this year. Or won't you need one of those till next year lololololol

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 11:37 am

I 'll be getting it in october of this year......

Post by **Phineus** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:10 am

>>in october ......

Is that when you turn 65 ?

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 6:35 am

Add 7 years and divide by 4.... LOL

OOPS · Post by **OOPS** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 6:19 am

If there is one thing I understand about women it's that they understand us men better then we are ever able to understand them.

It's a lost battle before we start ;-))

Psyco · Post by **Psyco** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 12:26 pm

I've never heard truer words.... well.... I have.... but not many...

Fila · Post by **Fila** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 12:39 pm

HEhehe... omy... it's Oops

OOPS · Post by **OOPS** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:44 pm

yep, almost forgot the pasword ;-))

anyway, I hope this helps a bit:

A WORD WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.