How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

Roadknight · Post by **Roadknight** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:44 pm

If I told everyone my score I would have to kill them right after.

Post by **Phineus** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:14 pm

How to score 39
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Part 1. Physical Ability

What's your body type?
* Very Muscular / Body Builder

How's your reach of your arms?
* I have a fairly good reach

Which best describes your sense of balance:
* I have excellent balance

How high can you kick?
* More than 3 feet

How tall are you?
* Very tall

How old are you?
* 21-35

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Part 2. Experience and Training

Do you have any martial arts experience?
* I am highly skilled at martial arts

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
* 8 or more

Do you have any experience fighting swarms
* Yes

Have you ever been trampled?
* Yes

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Part 3. Moral Compass

If desperate in a fight... (Do you fight dirty?)
* Yes

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
* To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving...

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable...
* Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

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If I use my correct age I get 36.

Oddly, it talks about using five year olds as weapons but doesn't ask if you'd use other types of weapons.

[ edit ]

How to score Zero
[pre]==========

Part 1. Physical Ability

What's your body type?
* Slim/Slender

How's your reach of your arms?
* I have short, stumpy arms

Which best describes your sense of balance:
* I'm not very balanced...

How high can you kick?
* I don't know / not very high

How tall are you?
* Very short

How old are you?
* 55+

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Part 2. Experience and Training

Do you have any martial arts experience?
* None

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
* None

Do you have any experience fighting swarms
* No

Have you ever been trampled?
* No

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Part 3. Moral Compass

If desperate in a fight... (Do you fight dirty?)
* No

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
* This is so wrong

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable...
* No

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LOL

garretml · Post by **garretml** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:00 pm

<a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5">35</a><p>Created by MTM2 - <a href="http://www.mtm2.com">MTM2</a></p>

tcbdigger · Post by **tcbdigger** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:09 pm

i got 20...not to bad but not great, bring them on

Kmaster · Post by **Kmaster** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:41 pm

Phineus wrote:How to score 39
[pre]==========

Part 1. Physical Ability

What's your body type?
* Very Muscular / Body Builder

How's your reach of your arms?
* I have a fairly good reach

Which best describes your sense of balance:
* I have excellent balance

How high can you kick?
* More than 3 feet

How tall are you?
* Very tall

How old are you?
* 21-35

==========

Part 2. Experience and Training

Do you have any martial arts experience?
* I am highly skilled at martial arts

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
* 8 or more

Do you have any experience fighting swarms
* Yes

Have you ever been trampled?
* Yes

==========

Part 3. Moral Compass

If desperate in a fight... (Do you fight dirty?)
* Yes

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
* To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving...

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable...
* Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

==========[/pre]

If I use my correct age I get 36.

Oddly, it talks about using five year olds as weapons but doesn't ask if you'd use other types of weapons.

[ edit ]

How to score Zero
[pre]==========

Part 1. Physical Ability

What's your body type?
* Slim/Slender

How's your reach of your arms?
* I have short, stumpy arms

Which best describes your sense of balance:
* I'm not very balanced...

How high can you kick?
* I don't know / not very high

How tall are you?
* Very short

How old are you?
* 55+

==========

Part 2. Experience and Training

Do you have any martial arts experience?
* None

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
* None

Do you have any experience fighting swarms
* No

Have you ever been trampled?
* No

==========

Part 3. Moral Compass

If desperate in a fight... (Do you fight dirty?)
* No

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
* This is so wrong

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable...
* No

========== [/pre]

LOL

I think you have too much free time.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:51 pm

agreed

Post by **Phineus** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:07 pm

I'm just naturally curious. I had to know how to get the best and worst scores.

Speaking of beating up five year olds, does anybody remember those dead baby jokes? (edit. Wouldn't you just know there'd be a website for it).